Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates (2024) is a comedy, family film directed by Jeff Hamm rated 3.0/10.

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Charley

Molly Peyton White

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Noah Archibald

Bobby

Cody C King

Delivery Man